Bertlebye's Housekeeping : Myth House

Discover more from Bertlebye and his Estate Agents at http://www.ambrose2zeke.com/wizard101-guide-housing

"Hey all, the name's Bertlebye, and I'm the famous magical wisdom tree in Sparrowwood! I may be a simple bonsai, but home-decor has always been close to my roots! Whether its a small-ish dorm or a dragonspyre dungeon, I'm here to help with my own feature on Ambrose2Zeke!"
"Today we have a new Estate Agent showing you around the Myth House! How exciting!"

"Yo! 'Sup wizards. It's me, John Spiritbane. Ain't 'eard of me? Well your gonna. Allright. Let's get down to business, eh? This 'ere is da Myff 'ouse. What Bertlebye? Oh right man. I mean Myth House. As ya can see there's a ton of space and stuff outside to put plants 'n' that. Kinda cool lookin' too, wiv like, rainbows 'n' clouds 'n' wicked awesome architecture, if you know what I'm sayin'."

"I went to check out inside 'n' there are like, a million rooms! Okay maybe not a million, but load's, like, I couldn't even count man. And even the stairs have like, a posh carpet up 'em 'n' stuff. It's really spacious, like, you could invite loads of ya mates round 'n' it'd be well fancy like."

"'n' then I saw these huge windows in the main room, 'n' it's proper cool. Lot's of lightin' 'n' stuff, they say interior design is all about light 'n' stuff don't they? Anyway you can see for miles man! It's just awesome.. Oh 'n' it's all held up by that cyclops statue, ennit! Yeah this is wicked. Sound. Buy it. Peace out."

"Okay... Maybe you should work on your pronounciation and speaking skills next time, John, I didn't quite catch everything you said.. something about it being wicked cool.. or.. something...
Anyway, If you understood anything that was just said, or think the Myth House is the spacious and ancient abode for you, just visit the Crown Shop today and it can be yours for a mere 10,000 Crowns or 100,000 Gold!

See you next time!"

Bertlebye's Housekeeping : Ice House

 Discover more from Bertlebye and his Estate Agents at http://www.ambrose2zeke.com/wizard101-guide-housing

"Hey all, the name's Bertlebye, and I'm the famous magical wisdom tree in Sparrowwood! I may be a simple bonsai, but they say my feng shui is the best in all Mooshu! Whether its dorms or decor, I'm here to help you house hunters and home decorators out there with my own feature on Ambrose2Zeke!"

"Today John Spiritshade himself will show you around a very nice Ice Paradise!"

 "Yo, 'sup. Welcome to the Ice House, naturally - as an ice wizard myself - one of my favourites available in the spiral."

"It's a bit chilly around here, however you can see an amazing backdrop of a Fire Dragon and a Frost Giant, frozen in stone for all time to see, forever waging their ancient war above your Icy abode!"

"As I head inside things don't warm up as much as I would have liked, although a house made entirely of ice is toastier than you might expect! Multiple rooms spiral upwards in this tall tower, all connected by icy slopes, and the uppermost floors are connected with a snow convered bridge which also surrounds the large ice shard that makes up the central pillar of the house."

 "The highlight of this house has to be the Gobbler frozen solid in the hidden cave around the back of the house! The cave has shelving to display trophies and such, and lovely dappled light makes the snow and ice sparkle through a crack in the ceiling. Wait.. is that Gobbler still blinking?"

"Talking about temperature, it's not exactly roasting around Sparrowwood lately! I gotta turn my central heating up! But if you'd like to save on your gas bill and live in this winter wonderland, visit the Crowns Shop today and you could get yourself a Ice House for just 10,000 crowns or 100,000 gold!

Plus for a limited time only, you can get up to 50% off on all Housing in the crowns shop during the House-A-Palooza Event!

Until next time!"

 Discover more from Bertlebye and his Estate Agents at http://www.ambrose2zeke.com/wizard101-guide-housing

Bertlebye's Housekeeping : Fire House

 Discover more from Bertlebye and his Estate Agents at http://www.ambrose2zeke.com/wizard101-guide-housing

"Hey all, the name's Bertlebye, and I'm the famous magical wisdom tree in Sparrowwood! I may be a simple bonsai, but people say I'm very avant-garde! Whether its dorms or decor, I'm here to help you house hunters and home decorators out there with my own feature on Ambrose2Zeke!"

"Today one of my... Lets say... enthusiastic Estate Agents will be showing you around the Fire House! I'm sure you will adore it! Take it away Alyssa!"

 "Omigosh! It's me Alyssa Lifehammer, Contest Organiser and Prize Distributor on Ambrose2Zeke! I can't believe Bertlebye let me be one of his Estate Agents! This is the best day ever! I'm sooo happy! STOP - Winston! Don't touch that you silly piggle! We don't want you turning into juicy fried bacon do we?! Although.. I am kind of hungry... Just kidding!"

"...Annnyyway, this is the bright, vibrant exterior of the house! Consisting of multiple levels, this lower level has some wonderfully decorated Pillars, supporting the upper levels. Oh and there's a huge burning torrent of fire too; they tell me it's only a few thousand degrees."

"This has to be my favourite room! If you venture down the ramps connecting the many rooms of this abode, you will find this large, expansive space, surrounded by flowing lava. Perfect for those cozy movie nights in! And behind me you can see a portal which leads to the secret attic! You can find a huge ball of fire up there, Of course, I would have gone to see it but... err.. Winston was too scared so begged me to stay..."

 "And now my final highlight of this house, the cracked terrain outside can leave gaping pools of lava! Perfect for when you're camping outside, roasting marshmallows, or feel like letting the Lava Kraken out for a swim!"
"Winston? Please stop nudging me you silly piggle! Tee hee! No don't! Winston! That tickles! No! I'm going to fall in the lava! Winston stop! Bertlebyeee-eeeee!!"

"I'm sorry Alyssa, I'm busy pruning my branches right now! Anyway my beautiful leaves could burst into flames... Erm I mean I could bloom too early in such a warm climate! Maybe you shouldn't bring that piggle of yours to such a dangerous *cough* Cozy Houses! I'm sure every house in the spiral is constructed with utmost care, and there is absolutely no danger at all! No towering infernos, no spewing lava... no such thing! More to the point however, visit the Crowns Shop today and you could grab yourself a homely Fire House for just 10,000 crowns or 100,000 gold!

Until next time!"

 Discover more from Bertlebye and his Estate Agents at http://www.ambrose2zeke.com/wizard101-guide-housing

Bertlebye's Housekeeping : Storm House (New Feature!)

Introducing our Newest Feature...

"Hey all, the name's Bertlebye, and I'm the famous magical wisdom tree in Sparrowwood! I may be a simple bonsai, but I'm really into feng shui lately! Whether its dorms or decor, I'm here to help with my own feature on Ambrose2Zeke!"

"Today one of my wonderful Estate Agents will be showing you around the Storm House! I'm sure you will love it! Take it away Destiny!"

 

"Hello, I am Destiny - The Dark Wizard's Daughter, Villain of Sparrowwood Extraordinaire, and I will be showing you around some of the Storm House today! As you can see, the Storm house is located slap bang in the middle of the stormy ocean, a perfect place for you Diviners out there! Some of the great features of the house, are the splashing, crashing waves, and you will be glad to know that there are plenty of lightning bolts to go around!"

"The actual living quarters are amazingly underwater! There are a variety of portholes, and wide open windows to gaze out into the ocean, and you might even see a variety of wonderful sea life! Look Scooter! I think I can even see Celestia from here! Oh.. no.. that's just a fish."

"The storm house is very large, with so many rooms and fantastic things, I can't show you them all, but this is one of my favourites - A wide window into the open seas! From here you can get the best view of an underwater world filled with fishies and.. is that a Storm Shark?! There is a Storm Shark?! This isn't safe! Oh my goodness I have to get out of this death trap right now!! You just sent me here to get frazzled didn't you Bertlebye?! Get me out of here now! BERTLEBYE!!"

"Oh, woops, sorry Destiny! I had no idea that house was so dangerous with the lightning, storms, fierce and crashing waves, even sharks! Who knew! Tee Hee!
Anyway, If you're a Diviner at heart, or just searching for a thrill, the Storm House is the place for you! Visit the Crown Shop today and the Storm House can be yours for a mere 10,000 Crowns or 100,000 Gold!

See you next time!"